1. Hitler's water bottle is stolen and thrown at Justin Bieber
"Everything has been planned."
H - "Good. Proceed immediately."
-someone throws water bottle at justin bier-
"We have done it sir!"
H- "IT's not enough! Send more people to throw more water bottles! He is unharmed!"
2. Hitler is informed that he is Lee Kuan Yew
H- "That is impossible! We don't look alike at all! If word were to get out, that i am Lee Kuan Yew, I will be laughed at! Bring Me That imbecile who spread these lies!"
3. Hitler is informed Santa Claus doesn't exist
H- "Such Lies! I have visited Santa everyday, when i buy those drinks at the vending machine where Santa Claus advertised in it!"
4. Hitler defies gravity
H - "Who The Hell Turned the camera Upside down! How are we going to continue with the shooting like this! The audience are going to complain! I DEMAND YOU TO TILT IT BACK THIS INSTANCE!"
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